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16 Naughty Places You Need To Have Sex Before You Die

I’ll be one year older next month. With each birthday, I reflect on my life to make sure it’s still fulfilling. Am I happy? Is my circle solid? Am I growing? Are my communication skills getting better? Am I staying true to myself? Am I ready for love again? Is my sex life satisfying? These are some of the questions I’ve been asking myself as I get closer to 24. I used to call 24 the “party’s over” age when it’s really just getting started. You finally have a real sense of who you are, what you want and the type of people you want to share it with. You no longer buy cheap clothes, make as many financial fuck-ups or live on other people’s terms. Personally, 24 will be the year that I live a little more. I’ll be traveling to countries I’ve never been, socializing with strangers when I’m out and convincing bae to have sex with me on a rooftop. If you’ve been doing a little reflecting of your own and realized you could use some new ideas for your sex life:

Here’s 16 Naughty Places To Have Sex Before You Die

At a concert:

This is really nothing more than drunk sex with music playing in the background. Lead your bae to the restroom, create memories then go finish enjoying the show.

At your best friend’s house:

Just not in your best friend’s bed. I said have fun, not ruin friendships.

On a jet:

Tbh, this is one of the main reasons I want a personal jet. I mean, what else is there to do?

At a 5-star restaurant:

A few glasses of wine later, bae is feeling frisky and letting you know under the table. Check please!

Someone’s neighborhood tennis court:

You can even be cute and wear a tennis skirt.

On the stairs in a mansion:

There’s usually a lot of stairs – make them count.

In the library:

Whoever can stay quiet the longest gets to choose where you guys eat afterwards.

In a strip club:

I usually just go for the wings but I guess sex would be cool too.

On a roadtrip:

Pull over and move the Oreos.

On a pile of money:

If you’re broke, just go buy some fake bills and use your imagination.

On a balcony:

Make sure you have a city view or it doesn’t count.

At a local park:

Funny story, me and bae got – nvm. Just don’t get caught.

At an amusement park:

The gift shop is too small. Try a water ride.

In an office:

Unless you get dramatic and throw everything off the desk, it doesn’t count.

The Empire State Building:

The observation deck gonna get this work.

Coachella:

Talk about a lit sex life!

Where’s the craziest place you’ve ever had sex?

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