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9 Important Things No One Told You About Taurus – From a Taurus

No one expects more from you than the Taurus in your life.

Every Taurus hates the idea of being average, and there’s nothing that brings us more joy than you trusting us enough to share your goals with us. We show our appreciation by making sure you keep at them. After all, we don’t want to be at the top alone. Where’s the fun in that?

Your Taurus lover is NASTY.

Any person born between 4/20-5/20 is down to do some freaky shit. But not with just anybody! We’re animals of comfort; if we aren’t comfortable with you (read: in love) then you’ll never see that side of us.

The most creative person in your life is probably a Taurus.

I write books for a living; I’ve written two successful novels in less than a year. I have a Taurus brother who’s a music artist. I have a Taurus friend who paints. I have a Taurus friend who’s a DJ and owns a podcast. I have another Taurus friend who’s a fellow writer. You see where I’m going with this, right?

Taurus people do not eat all day.

First of all, we’re too lazy to cook. But when we do? Oh, you gonna think we’ve been holding out on you the entire time. Now snack? That’s a different story! A Taurus will snack alllllllllll day and not feel an ounce of shame.

Poor Taurus, we’re so traditional in relationships.

Contrary to feminism, Taurus women still don’t mind letting their man be the head of the household, and Taurus men still don’t mind being the protector and the provider. A Taurus man will fiercely protect and provide for his family by any mans necessary while a Taurus woman will be there waiting for him to return. She’s the kind of woman who will rub his feet, clip his nails, and tie his du-rag – as long as he’s devoted to her.

If you take care of a Taurus, we’ll return it tenfold.

A Taurus will go to the ends of the earth for you if we genuinely feel loved by you – and we know when it’s fake so don’t even try it. If you call us crying, we’ll probably be in your driveway a few minutes later. If you call us and tell us that you need something, we’ll probably get it to you by the end of the day. Take care of us and we’ll take care of you.

Your Taurus loves security too much to cheat on you.

We don’t do anything that threatens our security: our finances, our relationship, our family. Imagine a Taurus singlehandedly ruining their foundation? It’ll be a cold day in hell before you see that. Now, an Aries? That’s a different – nvm.

Your Taurus friend is either the mom friend, the strong friend, or both.

We are mama bears about the people we love. Remember what I said about security? Someone fucking with our friends or family is fucking with our security and they might want to run for their lives – literally. As the mom friend, we feel like it’s our duty to take care of our crew. If they need advice, we got that. If they need help, we offer that. If they need money, we got that too because there’s no such thing as a dead broke Taurus – at least not for long. As the strong friend, we take on the burdens of others because we know we’re stronger than most people. But sometimes we take on too much because we think we can save everyone.

Don’t take a Taurus’ kindness for weakness – you will pay for it.

Tauruses are not all pizza, wine, and artsy shit. We will try to knock someone’s whole head off if we feel taken advantage of or disrespected. But I don’t condone violence, which is why I’m giving you the heads up now! Remember my point about how we’ll take care of you if you take care of us? Yeah, that works like a light switch – we can turn that on and off. We’ll go as cold as we were warm with you if you make us.

Thanks for reading. Do you have a Taurus in your life? Comment your experience below.

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